“EN-02-Social-Marketing-Commercial”

Recruitment "Day at Work" Employer Brand

Talent-attraction content showing culture; authentic office energy.

Promo "Limited Drop" Hype Beat (Sneakers/Streetwear)

High-energy drop teaser: staccato cuts + design details; vertical-first.

Landing Page Copywriter (Conversion Structure)

Full page copy in conversion order: above-the-fold promise → proof → mechanism → offer → objection handling → CTA.

Long-Form Blog Article Writer (SEO + Human)

Produces a complete, structured 2,000+ word article with original angle, H2/H3 outline, E-E-A-T signals, and internal-link placeholders.

Staff-Engineer Pull Request Review

A rigorous, prioritized PR review that distinguishes blockers from nits and checks correctness, security, concurrency, and maintainability — like a senior reviewer.

Security-First Code Audit

OWASP-oriented security review for a module or whole PR. Produces exploit scenarios and fixes ordered by severity (CVSS-like).

Root-Cause Analysis (5 Whys / Blameless Postmortem)

Runs a blameless postmortem for an incident: timeline, root causes, contributing factors, and durable system fixes — not human blame.

Refactoring Planner (Safe, Incremental)

Before changing tangled code: identifies seams, sequences refactor steps that keep tests green at every commit, and prevents "rewrite everything" disasters.

God Class / Spaghetti Decomposer

Takes one oversized class/file and produces a concrete extraction plan + first extraction fully coded with tests.

Performance Profiling & Optimization Coach

Evidence-driven performance work: measure first, find the bottleneck, apply the cheapest effective fix, verify improvement. Works for CPU/memory/IO.

Memory Leak / Resource Leak Hunter

Diagnoses leaks (heap growth, fds, connections) methodically with tool-specific steps for the runtime.

Concurrency Bug / Race Condition Investigator

Finds and fixes race conditions, deadlocks, and ordering bugs by constructing interleavings, with deterministic tests.

Flaky Test Eliminator

Diagnoses flaky tests by category (async timing, order dependence, shared state, date/randomness) and gives deterministic fixes.

Dependency Upgrade / Breaking-Change Migrator

Safely upgrades libraries/frameworks across major versions with a diff of breaking changes, codemods, and verification.

Dead Code / Architecture Decay Analyst

Finds genuinely unused code and accidental coupling using evidence, avoiding deletion of reflection/DI/routed entry points.

Exception/Error-Handling Reviewer

Audits error handling: swallowed errors, over-broad catches, leaked internals, missing retries, and inconsistent boundaries.

Find anti-patterns with line refs: catch-all swallowing errors, catch+log-only

Design the error boundary: domain exceptions mapped to transport codes,

Provide the corrected code plus tests for each failure path, asserting both

Logging, Metrics & Observability Designer

Adds useful telemetry (structured logs, traces, RED/USE metrics) without cardinality explosions or PII leaks.